10) T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds ( Too hard to type with paws).

9) =93Sit=94 and =93stay=94 were hard enough; =93delete=94 and =93save=94 =are out of the question.

8) Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.

7) Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

6) Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he=92s browsing www.purina.com.

5) Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

4) Can=92t help attacking the screen when he hears, =93you=92ve got mail= =94.

3) Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.

2) Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1) Can=92t stick his head out of Windows 95.